May I have a cheeseburger?

Yoga

Jane — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 06:28:12 +0000

Stretching is good for you.

Get out of here

Jane — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 06:20:14 +0000

Stay out of dangerous situations.

Interpretive dance

Jane — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 06:15:28 +0000

Hard work does pay off.

Very fat

Jane — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:27:38 +0000

Do not give this cat a cookie.

Bad ebay purchase

Jane — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:25:54 +0000

Cats are mad.

Failed dog

Jane — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:22:34 +0000

This dog sucks.

Jane — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 06:33:17 +0000

Milk contains calcium.

Waiting for Noah

Jane — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 06:31:31 +0000

Rain is wet.

Naughty kitten

Jane — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:27:14 +0000

Flatulence may be a sign of more serious health problems.

Dinner in hell

Jane — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:16:59 +0000

There is no dinner in hell.

Time travel

Jane — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:14:53 +0000

Twins, triplets, and even quadruplets are common among cats.

I heard somthing

Jane — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:09:43 +0000

Interspecies relationships are very rare.

Please be quiet.

Jane — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 05:33:30 +0000

Kittens are a million times cuter than cats.

Poor decision

Jane — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 05:29:28 +0000

Children enjoy swimming in the summer.

Do I run?

Jane — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 05:27:34 +0000

Kitten powered vehicles may be the way of the future.

Cheese

Jane — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 00:54:36 +0000

Cheese is delicious.

In love

Jane — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 00:52:30 +0000

You should stay away from cats in heat.

Sleeping with fish

Jane — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 02:42:33 +0000

It is okay for children to sleep with stuffed animals.

Third wheel

Jane — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 02:41:44 +0000

Dating can be fun.

Need some assembly

Jane — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:51:03 +0000

Boxes are often made of cardboard.